Yes, really. That's the name. Marketing gave up.
Resume builders created while you read this: 1
I came for the irony. I stayed because it didn’t ask for my email.
Used “Hire Me Maybe”. Got hired. Coincidence? Probably.
Other builders charge €29.99 to call me “Highly Motivated”. This one does it for free.
My CV is now better than my actual career. Awkward.
Clicked “download” and it just… downloaded. No email, no watermark, no trauma.
The 1,000,001st resume builder and the first one I actually finished.
I Can Start Monday. I did not start Monday. Great CV though.
No account, no paywall, no newsletter. I don’t trust it. Five stars.
A fair and completely unbiased comparison.
Not free-trial free. Not free-until-you-click-download free. Free free. We checked — it still exists as a business model.
Your data lives in your browser’s localStorage, on your machine. We couldn’t leak it if we wanted to — and we don’t.
The exported PDF is real, selectable text — not a screenshot of your hopes and dreams. Resume-scanning robots can actually read it.
No email, no password, no “verify your inbox”. You show up, you make a CV, you leave. Like a good shop.
Carefully designed. Mercilessly A4.
Objectively speaking.
Two columns, zero breaks.
Source: myself.
Or sooner. Call me.
Letter-spaced, naturally.
And rail puns.
The box says otherwise.
A timeline of lucky breaks.
Blobs are a personality.
Dark stage, big dreams.
Solid, with a square agenda.
Loved by AI. Tolerated by humans.
Yes. Every template, every color, the PDF export — all of it. There is no checkout page hiding somewhere. We looked.
In your browser’s localStorage, on your device. Nothing is sent to a server, mostly because there is barely a server.
No. There is no sign-up form. There is no login page. If you find one, it belongs to a different website.
Yes — your browser remembers your draft automatically. Come back on the same device and browser, and it will be waiting for you. You can also export your data as JSON and import it anywhere else.
Because the 1,000,000 resume builders before this one mostly sold your email address and a watermark. We thought the world had room for one more that just makes CVs. Ironic, but kind.